Second Log: uu vs. Eridan Ampora (LOST CONNECTION. Sob it was so amusing. ;_; Please tell me if this is you.)
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: HEY.
▼: oh hey kar
▲: WHAT. WHO THE FuCK IS KAR. AND WHAT A TERRIBLE NAME.
▼: oh
▼: wwell wwho do wwe havve here then
▼: you seem a little pissed as hell
▼: is there a problem
▲: NONE OF YOuR BuSINESS. AND NO. I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
▼: is that so
▼: you could a fooled me
▲: THIS IS HOW I TALK YOu RuDE ASSHOLE.
▼: pff oh you dont say
▼: go on this is kind of funny
▲: WHAT.
▼: wwait question
▲: WHAT THE FuCK IS FuNNY ABOuT THIS.
▲: WHAT.
▼: i havve to ask
▼: just wwhat is your blood color anywway
▼: because the grey isnt doin you any favors
▲: A LOVELY SHADE OF *FuCK YOu* WITH A SLIGHT TINT OF *HARD IN THE ASS.*
▲: THAT SuM IT uP FOR YOu ENOuGH?
▼: right so im gonna go ahead an assume its loww as fuck
▼: that cool
▼: because it sounds about right to me
▲: SHOVE OFF. YOu DuMB TIT.
▲: YOu KNOW NOTHING.
▼: i dont see you makin any effort to provve me wwrong
▼: but alright ill drop it for the moment
▲: GOOD.
▼: youre glubbin wwelcome
▲: I WAS GOING TO START THREATENING TO KILL YOu. BuT I'LL PROBABLY DO THAT ANYWAYS. LIKE NOW.
▲: LIKE THIS.
▲: *I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.*
▼: oh im shakin
▲: REALLY?
▼: you dont knoww anything about me
▼: or wwhere i am
▲: HOW DO YOu KNOW.
▼: or howw much glubbin stronger than you i probably am
▼: oh just a hunch
▲: ALSO u* I FuCKED uP.
▼: sounds to me like youre all talk
▼: i knoww the signs
▼: hm
▲: I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OuTTA YOu. HOW ABOuT THAT.
▼: not buyin it sorry
▼: i mean really should i be scared here
▼: heh
▼: are you still there
▼: havve i frightened you off
▼: oh come on
▼: this wwas just gettin interestin
▲: I'M HERE.
▼: oh hello there
▲: I WAS JuST TRYING TO BuG YOu. DID IT WORK.
▼: interestin tactic ill givve you that
▲: HEH.
▲: OK SO ANYWAYS IGNORING WHATEVER YOu ARE CuRRENTLY TYPING. YOu'RE A PuRPLE BLOOD? SO YOu'RE A STuPID FISH RIGHT.
▲: HAVE I GOT THIS.
▼: somethin to that effect
▲: ALRIGHT.
▼: minus the stupid you dumbass
▼: you wwouldnt get it
▼: im fuckin regal as hell
▲: NO I THINK I WAS PRETTY ACCuRATE WITH THE STuPID. SHIT FOR BRAINS.
▼: i take it youre a lowwly landwweller hm
▼: are wwe jealous noww
▲: I'M ACTuALLY A STuPID FISH TOO.
▼: is that so
▲: NO FuCKING WAY.
▼: color me skeptical
▼: an the truth comes out
▼: go figure
▼: wwhy am i not surprised
▼: oh right because a highblood wwouldnt be hidin behind grey text
▲: BECAuSE YOu'RE A CHuMP.
▼: i dont knoww mine sounds better
▲: AND HOW DO YOu KNOW. WHAT IF I'M HIGHER uP THAN YOu AND JuST TRYING TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM ASSASSINATION.
▼: oho i vvery much doubt youre higher than me
▲: I COuLD BE THE NEXT FuCKING HEIR.
▼: bull fuckin shit
▲: HEIRESS EVEN IF YOu'D LIKE TO THINK OF ME AS A GIRL.
▲: I'M A PRETTY GIRL.
▼: youre so full a it
▲: SO FuCKING HOT. WITH MY LARGE TITS AND MY FuCKING PLuSHLIKE DONK.
▲: YOu PROBABLY WANT SO MANY PIECES OF THIS.
▼: im pretty fuckin sure id knoww if there wwas a second heiress runnin around alright
▲: DO YOu LIKE MY BOOBS MR. FISH. YOu'RE A MISTER RIGHT.
▲: *I GuESS A CHICK COuLD ALSO LIKE BOOBS TOO BuT I'M JuST ASKING.*
▼: you might not realize this but i am actually quite invvolvved in helpin feed glbgolyb and as i said before ID KNOWW IF SHE HAD A SECOND GRUB
▼: so you can shovve this bullshit act a yours right up your ass because im not buyin any of it
▲: WHAT THE FuCK IS A GLBSJFOB.
▼: there wwe go
▼: see noww thats wwhat i thought
▼: you dont knoww shit
▼: actually i take that back
▼: youre probably a shitblood
▲: I DON'T GIVE A FuCK I'M OBVIOuSLY NOT AN HEIRESS IF I'M NOT A GODDAMN FISH. DuMB ASS.
▲: I ASKED IF YOu LIKED MY TITS.
▼: are wwe still on this
▲: YES.
▲: ON MY TITS.
▼: oh cod
▲: THAT IS WHAT WE ARE ON.
▲: BOuNCY BuOYANT TITS.
▼: you are havvin
▼: wway to much fun wwith this
▲: AN ERECTION.
▲: NO NOT REALLY.
▲: WOMEN CAN'T GET ERECTIONS. *CAN THEY?*
▼: bloody glubbin hell
▲: I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN NuDE.
▲: ...
▼: i am so not surprised
▲: EVEN THOuGH I AM ONE. OF COuRSE.
▼: a course
▲: SO DO YOu LIKE THESE TITTIES OR NOT.
▼: wwhy are you so bent on gettin me to answwer that jesus
▲: JuST ANSWER IT!!!
▼: THERE IS NOTHIN THERE
▼: WWHAT DO YOU WWANT ME TO SAY
▲: PRETEND THERE IS SOMETHING THERE. CuZ THERE IS.
▲: I LIKE YOuR TITS.
▲: NOW COMPLIMENT MINE.
▼: look i aint humorin this wweird fuckin game a yours
▲: WHY NOT.
▼: i dont knoww wwhat youre tryin to accomplish here but wwhatevver
▼: screww that
▲: OK FINE.
▲: GET A SAW AND WE'LL CuT MY TITS OFF AND POuR RED WINE INTO THEM AND HAVE A TOAST.
▲: *A TOAST TO YOuR ASSHOLEYNESS*
▲: AWAITING THE DAY I SWOOP IN AND MuRDER YOu.
▼: wwhat the evver glubbin fuck
▼: again i seriously doubt you evven knoww wwhere i livve
▼: considerin
▲: ALTERNIA.
▼: oh call the press
▼: wwe havve a genius here
▼: go you
▲: SOMEWHERE NEAR THE OCEAN.
▲: THIS IS EASY.
▼: is it noww
▲: YES YOu FuCKHEAD.
▼: howw big prey tell do you think the ocean is
▲: CAN YOu DRAW.
▼: wwell
▼: not the best but i guess i dont suck to bad
▼: maybe
▼: i dont knoww
▼: wwhy are you evven askin
▲: OK CAN I MAKE A REQuEST.
▼: hmmmm
▼: howw about no
▲: PLEASE.
▲: I'M DESPERATE AS FuCK.
▲: ABOuT THIS.
▼: does it havve anythin to do wwith female anatomy
▲: NOT OTHER THINGS.
▲: NO.
▼: youre one wweird kid you knoww that
▼: alright wwhat is it
▲: MuPPET BABY PORN.
▼: i just havve to knoww
▼: wwoww
▲: WHAT.
▼: yeah ill havve to pass on that one
▼: youll havve to take your desperation somewwhere else
▼: sorry
▲: YOu JERK.
▲: FINE.
▼: wwhat havve i hurt your feelins
▲: YES.
▲: THEY ARE SO HuRT.
▼: look if its any compensation i cant draww for shit
▲: I THINK I'M GOING TO SHRIVEL uP IN A FIT OF BLOODRED TEARS AND DIE NOW.
▲: *NO YOu DID NOT HuRT MY FEELINGS YOU TWAT.*
▲: YOu*
▲: FuCKING TYPOS
▼: heh
▼: so is that wwhole bloodred tears thing you mentioned relevvent in any wway
▲: DID I MENTION CANDY RED. CANDY RED TEARS OF DEATH.
▲: FuCKING BAD ASS AS SHIT.
▼: wwait really
▼: i mean about the former statement
▲: WHY
▼: youre hardly badass
▲: FuCK YOu.
▲: FuCK YOu WITH A SANDPAPER COVERED DILDO. *YOu'D PROBABLY LIKE THAT.*
▼: oh jesus
▼: look my question still stands
▼: are you or are you not a mutant blood
▼: spit it the fuck out
▲: WE'D GET THAT PuRPLE BLOOD FLOWING FROM YOuR LOWER QuARTERS. SHIT JuST GOT REAL.
▲: WHAT?
▲: *MuTANT BLOOD???*
▲: THE FuCK IS THAT.
▼: candy red you moron
▼: thats hardly a norm
▲: YES YOu DIPSHIT I ALREADY TOLD YOu THAT. YOu CATCH ON SO FAST.
▼: huh
▲: HOW ELSE WOuLD MY TEARS BE THAT COLOR. NOT THAT I EVER CRY OR ANYTHING.
▼: a course not
▼: i expect ivve made you cry about 6 times since wwe started talkin here
▲: YOu PROBABLY CRY ALL THE TIME. PANSY.
▲: THE FuCK?
▲: FuCK YOu! I'LL KILL YOu.
▼: youll nevver see a tear shed from me
▼: im manly as fuck
▲: TAKE ME.
▼: pass
▼: youre really bent on killin me arent you
▲: GOOD. I WAS GOING TO REJECT YOU EITHER WAY.
▲: AND YES.
▼: you just havve to prowwl the whole glubbin ocean first
▼: good luck wwith that
▲: I'M BENT ON KILLING EVERYONE. I WILL KILL EVERYONE SOMEDAY. SOON.
▼: do you evven knoww howw to swwim
▲: YOu PROBABLY LIVE ON SOME STuPID CRASHED SHIP ON SOME STuPID ISLAND OR SOMETHING.
